1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.
"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."
by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003
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Neal Is A Guy Who Is Obviously Fuckin Sexier Than Alex...And Niki Knows This Fact Aswell
Oh Hey Look At Those Guys Overe There!

The One On The Right Is Such A Neal!

Yeahh The Other One Is An Alex
by Nealisforreal January 20, 2010
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Bad ass kid who plays his cards straight. Tends to be really good at school, but competes in sports too. Very busy outside of school. Very athletic
Neal Smart kid, but is good at all the sports
by Neiil September 11, 2008
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Quiet, sexy, smart, would do anything for his friends or his x-box 360. Loves to drink at home with good friends, or spend the day long boarding with his step daughter. In short, his imperfections make him perfect.
"Oh you need a ride to the airport at 3:00am, Neal will do it."
by Neals Babydoll February 03, 2010
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cutter king.
god.
everything the average human is not.
perfection.
CK
neal has entered the courts. all hail.
by Neal Aka CK January 09, 2008
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someone who faps everywhere, at anytime.
Person 1: what is he doing in there?
Person 2: i bet he's fapping on a rug
Person 1: oh neallllll
by the understand April 13, 2011
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Neal is a wonderful companion. Charming, and such a sweetheart. He’s a great dog, and deserved better. He’s a little shy, but let’s you rub his lil belly when you pet him in the right spot. Neal, I know you’re watching this from up in doggy heaven but lemme tell you that I love you. I love you I love you I love you. I’m so sorry if I ever failed you. Anyways, a Neal is very loyal, and has the kindest heart, but is very sensitive. He may die, literally or figuratively, but you’ll always remember him and his best moments. 🦴🐶
Neal. My baby! Oh my god I miss you so much.
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