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A Nazi Editor is an individual who rejects all new definitions for Urban Dictionary, regardless of quality of the definition. Nazi Editors are typically societal misfits who now find themselves in a position of "power" where they can reject others in a misguided attempt at revenge. The life-long goal of the Nazi Editor is to make others feel as rejected by society as they have since their earliest memories.
Life was never fun for John, who while growing up, was not accepted by others. John was always a teacher's pet and a brown noser during his school days, resulting in a school record 314 different swirlies during elementary school alone. John’s swirlies became so routine that a towel rack was installed in the bathroom at his school, so he could dry his head.
Upon finishing high school, John took criminal justice courses in community college in an attempt to become a police officer. After seven years, John was eventually hired to police Friday night football games at his alma mater where he was often given wedgies and egged by students during the games.
Finally, in an attempt to exact revenge on society, John became an editor for Urban Dictionary. While, the position is non-paying, John takes his pay by rejecting all attempts by others to provide new definitions. Rejecting new definitions will not help John to rejoin society, but rather, it will suck the life out of the Urban Dictionary for as long as he is allowed to continue his role as a Nazi Editor.
Upon finishing high school, John took criminal justice courses in community college in an attempt to become a police officer. After seven years, John was eventually hired to police Friday night football games at his alma mater where he was often given wedgies and egged by students during the games.
Finally, in an attempt to exact revenge on society, John became an editor for Urban Dictionary. While, the position is non-paying, John takes his pay by rejecting all attempts by others to provide new definitions. Rejecting new definitions will not help John to rejoin society, but rather, it will suck the life out of the Urban Dictionary for as long as he is allowed to continue his role as a Nazi Editor.
by Time for Urban Renewal March 02, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011