Nature's Dildo

The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.

If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!

by Escritor May 18, 2011

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 4, 2022

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

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by hiraeth.13 April 23, 2021