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After a long night of drinking Natural Light, you are awaken by a large, soggy amount of poo knocking at the back door. After releasing this load, your bumhole is on fire and you might need a toilet brush handy. It often smells like rotten beer.
Sam:"Damn did I have the natty splatties this morning!"
Alyssa:"Me too! Three days later and my whales eye still burns!"
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The diarrhea type version of shits you get after a night of drinking Natural Light
Dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst Natty Splatty's ever
by goodfella695 December 24, 2007
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