someone who dresses alternative has high opinion of themself takes drugs for confidence is obsessed with popularity and there status in life but is as negative and self obsessed as a normal person
that girl in that band dresses the part but the way shes thinks isnt alternative atall always comparing her self to others is twofaced lies and stinks of jelousy and thinks everyones after her bitch of a boyfriend..and taking drugs for confidence *shakes head* shes such a nalt-er-native i pity her
by cyanidesmile June 07, 2010
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Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
by Jeff September 02, 2006
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When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head

2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).

Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?

Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch

Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
by Chiefjackhamma February 09, 2010
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The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex
I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?
by KEVIN MENARD August 24, 2007
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Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.
Caleb Jackson. 5'9". Gunnison, CO. Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto
by Caleb Jackson January 14, 2008
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A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009
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The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome
by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 17, 2011
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