On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
by A fellow meme boi May 09, 2018
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go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
by dumb dumb October 26, 2019
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The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.
Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
by Bonism December 12, 2020
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The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.
13 June, National abuse a short person day
by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020
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