A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 02, 2021
national tall people day is on november 6th. it is when you ignore tall people for a day ! (previously explained in the title)
tall person: hello!!
short person: *ignores them*
tall person: wtf bitch answer me
*on november 7th*
short person: hey bitch yesterday was national ignore tall people day sorry not sorry
tall person: just wait till ignore short people day you bitch
short person: *ignores them*
tall person: wtf bitch answer me
*on november 7th*
short person: hey bitch yesterday was national ignore tall people day sorry not sorry
tall person: just wait till ignore short people day you bitch
by tubboat November 06, 2020
In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.
"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
by Yellow#2969 October 21, 2020
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
by petalstarlight October 21, 2020
Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 02, 2021