A: Hey yo man, what ya doin' May 21st?
B: Not much, u?
A: I had something in mind.. ;)
B: Tell me more..
A: It's national suck your best friend's dick day.
B: *unzips pants*

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak