When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
by Pmekacca April 19, 2018
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September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
by Tom Adams August 31, 2019
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National suck dick they is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure and it’s on the 15th of April
Ashley:Guess what’s tomorrow
Chris:April 15th

Ashley:no it’s national suck dick day so be ready
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this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.
Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!
by californiabanga April 16, 2020
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on august 12th is national suck dick day ! if you don’t suck ya bae’s dick you a lame!
omg it’s national suck dick day

(boy)- suck my dick
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by i live for everything August 01, 2019
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National suck dick day is on June 25. This is a day you can let Wild an suck a dick.
Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?

Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.

Susan : oh really, is it now

Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.
by National suck it day June 24, 2018
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