Boy: do you know what day it is? its september 8th!
Girl: fine.*shows boob*
Boy: *rubs a boob*
National rub a girls boob day is september 8th

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak