men: Hi did you no it's National mens day.
woman: There is no such thing as National mens day you sexist.
men: yes there is its November 19. Suck it up butter cap

National beat up men day would be beating them if they had make you uncomfortable.

Someone: What day is it today?
Me: it's national kill all men day!

"oh look its april 29,its national beat men day!"

Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day