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The month of April is national horny month, yes all month Taylor...
National horny month is april
by Random revenge April 18, 2020
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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May is National Horny Month. During this time anyone can ask anyone for sexual content such as nudes or other actions. It's basically national horny day but for a month.
Hey dog is it National Horny Month yet? I'm trynna get some free onlyfans nudes lmao
by infamousnavi April 16, 2020
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The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend
It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack
by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020
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