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You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. You’re so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts
Boy 1-“it’s national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katie’s”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help”
by lDontGiveAFuck March 18, 2021
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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This day is celebrated on April 12th! This is a day where you can grab you a pair of titties and that person cant slap you :D Remember to firmly grasp them ;)
by RicoNasty:D April 11, 2019
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National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend’s tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on April 11 along with National Grab Ass day.
by SumRandomGuyThatMakesWords April 10, 2019