On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.
*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"
by anongirl1305 April 11, 2018
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on april 12th girls have a challenge to grab as many guy’s dick as they can
1;damn, did she just grab my dick
2;why?
1; oh i think it’s national grab dick day
by //-)’kcyomfhkxsinxc April 11, 2018
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on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours
“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”
by ripcity13 April 11, 2018
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November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.
Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."
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National suck dick day: Suck your partners dick anytime of the day that he wants.
National suck dick day us to give head and please
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National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)
National suck dick day: give some head all day
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