you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back

This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.

On April 15th You suck anyones dick

April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are

April 13 is national grab dick day where it’s ok to grab dick wit no problem

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around