Hey dude can you come over

No its national titty day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking

A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

Him: * grabs her tits *
Her: "WTF, THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE¡
Him:" it's national titty grab day, chill tf out"
Her: "ohhhhh, okay, fair enough then, grab 'em all you like"

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

Yo remember, it’s national titty grab day and if I grab someone’s titty,they can’t slap me lmfaoo

its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining

Boy-“Aye girl you know today is September 4th which is national send titty day so gone head.”
Girl-“Aw fuck. Here man.”
-Send video of them titties