This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017
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April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.
Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.
by the homie April 10, 2018
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When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
by Pmekacca April 19, 2018
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This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by CumJuggler3000 September 24, 2019
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
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by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019
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