Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
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by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019
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It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there
National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
by The Remembrance April 12, 2018
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The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019
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