National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.
Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock
by BigCrotch May 12, 2020
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on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 11, 2017
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This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017
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on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.
GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)
by catfishhhhh August 20, 2008
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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Yadig6977 April 14, 2018
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on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!
paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!
by lilly bunch April 11, 2019
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