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Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.
Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.
Boy : Yo it's National Nudes Day *sends screenshot of this definition*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Boy : Sikeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Boy : Sikeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by mayowisdom June 25, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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April 17th, or national nudes day, is a day where you send explicit pictures of your body to a person of the opposite sex
by The Mingemeister April 16, 2020
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A wonderful day that nudes are exchanged so hurry up and send ur girl a dick pic or ur guy whatever you feel he would enjoy
by Autism 2.0 May 04, 2019
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National Nudes Day is celebrated on June 5th. This is the day when you should send a nude to a deserving guy/girl.
by HeyHeyYouYou246 May 26, 2018
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NATIONAL NUDES DAY - Send nudes to you closest friends, take a screen shot of this and send to your friends to save asking them and be awkward....
BUT DONT SCREEN SHOT NUDES OR YOU WILL LOSE TRUST IN YOU FRIENDS BE LONELY.SO LONELY, AND SO ON.
BUT DONT SCREEN SHOT NUDES OR YOU WILL LOSE TRUST IN YOU FRIENDS BE LONELY.SO LONELY, AND SO ON.
by NATIONAL NUDES DAY, FULL SEND April 10, 2019