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National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs

Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

by ilovehotmoms<3 April 16, 2021

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
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National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 08, 2021

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