by vanessaozolin19 April 18, 2021
National Boyfriend Day is October 3rd. This is a day to show appreciation to boyfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your boyfriend today. Take him fishing or golfing or whatever his favorite activity. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let him know you appreciate him.
by imlost29 June 26, 2017
National Idiots Day is on Dec 28th, It's an day when anyone who celebrates it is able to be an idiot without being yelled at. National Idiots day is all around the world 24/7 if you really think about but. But it really only On Dec 28th, And I'm truly sorry who is born on that day. Because you are now classified as an idiot.
by AnIdiotThemself April 23, 2019
On the first day of April 1764, the very first bruh was stated. This marked a new era of language, thus inventing slang
Bartholomy: have you milked the cow yet Harold? We need our money before the storm hits us!
Harold: bruh, you didn’t tell me to
Bartholomy: what is this nonsense you speak of??
*national bruh day was then created*
Harold: bruh, you didn’t tell me to
Bartholomy: what is this nonsense you speak of??
*national bruh day was then created*
by Dick hunch October 23, 2019
National Samantha Day is when all the Samanthas of the world can ban together and form an army. Kiss all the Samanthas you can for they are a rare species.
by willard478 October 29, 2019
A national holiday on March 27th for blunt lovers nation wide to celebrate the beloved blunt and blunt culture.
by Blunt Day February 27, 2017
A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.
“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”
“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.
“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.
by broiledeggs April 04, 2021