National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.
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April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
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National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
by Tctc engineer April 25, 2018
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