At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.