A state of mind in which the victim compulsively describes their own genitals.

A wooden toaster who is addicted to ice cubes.

Me

One of the greatest guys alive. He can be quiet and serious but suddenly turns into this chatty bubbly hillarious person. Someone who understands how to act around different people, he takes other peoples thoughts into mind. He can spend hours thinking of something that means alot to him. One of the best boyfriends, he's sweet; reliable; trustworthy; loving; caring etc. He's one of the funnest people to hang round with, whatever the weather. He can be flirtly but also knows how to be just a simple friend. Any person who knows a Nathan is truely lucky, and to be his girlfriend then they're truely blessed. He's also one of the greatest friends you can ever have, he can relate to things that you say, understands how to talk to someone depending there mood. He can be quirky at times, at is never seen without a smile in his eyes. Girls hearts melt around him. He has a story to tell. A huge dog-lover. A guy called Nathan is like an Angel from heaven, you don't expect to need him to be in your life, but once he is, you realise how much you do need him and how much you never want to loose him, you couldn't loose him! Nathan is a pleasure to both guys and girls, he's can have a laugh, give advice, be blunt, you can talk with him about anything. He's the most beautiful creature alive. When you see him you smile, either on the out or inside, or even both. He's sucha great guy! xxxx

Monkey Noise

Nathan's are the single most greatest guys you can ever meet.theyre super loyal,caring,hardworking,and they are very chill.you can always depend on a Nathan whenever.they will always be there for you.usually the life of the party.Also kinda cute.they can be serious at the right times and you can always come to a Nathan in times of help and guidance.natural born leaders.And whoever is on this guys mind is very special because Nathan's dont open up they're hearts to no one.they usually are interested in girls that they have known for a long time.If you ever get a Nathan......keep him close and enjoy him but just don't hurt them because they can come at you a million different ways that you dont wanna think about.

Sexual tyransaur, pussy pounder.