When you go to the doctor for a legit treatment but end up having your orifices finger banged
Me: I went to my chiropractor to fix my low back pain but left feeling butt hurt.

Friend: You got Nassered.
by Humpmando March 30, 2018
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The best Person on the planet, get that outta here, Tails best c0n3br34d Yanni nicest person :D

Fightercurse best on gunz atm.
Wow Nasser is the biggest boss, get that outta here kidd.
by Best kidd March 29, 2009
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1. Arabic, primarily Muslim name meaning victorious.

2. A man with above average penis size, considered a human tripod.

2. A man who loves to drop of dick when needed by a thirsty woman.
A. Damn, I need some dick, I'm thirsty for a Nasser.
B. Ooh, my muffin needs a stuffin' gonna call me a Nasser .
C. Hot girl 1. So was his dick huge or what?

Hit girl 2. Hell nah girl, shit was small and nothing compared to Nasser.
by Juicy is my name October 11, 2018
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