To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.

Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.

A sport that started with southern moonshine runners building cars faster than that of the law

Where race drivers have to constantly turn left but they always turns right.

Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

The average red neck sport