The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

When a bald person sticks a suction cup dildo on their head and fucks a woman with it

A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps

A narwhal is a whale with a horn, which is actually a tooth and it can have two of them. And it eats corpses!

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A thick unicorn in a threesome.

A chic with an unusually hard clitoris.