An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.
Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.
by Narwall#0909 August 18, 2018
The most amazing animal in life. It is like a whale and a unicorn had a child and then it drank some awesome (: Narwals are my favorite animal and in my opinion should be given a national day every year (September 25) These animals should be honored by everyone and given more recognition, because apperantly this is the first definition on UD.
by NarwalLover4Life April 02, 2011
The most amazing animal that exists! Its like a unicorn crossed with a whale! There is also a song dedicated to them on YouTube go check it out!
by Im_A_Narwal_Loving_Gryffindor December 07, 2014
A cat of extreme importance , the very highest level of cat that one can achieve, one step above a marionitus cat.
by Kyle Whyte February 06, 2019
When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.
by Fit em January 15, 2019