Describes a very ugly woman, derived from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - as in the Hair of a Lion, the Face of a Witch and the Body of a Wardrobe
by Charlie Good Boy July 10, 2008
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A place where snowboarders and skiiers go when they fall.
Oh my God! That woman just wiped out! Welcome to Narnia bitch!
by J'MQN January 26, 2010
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The location in which you have a tough journey to but once there, you and your friends smoke some loud weed. Upon leaving it feels like you are leaving Narnia.
Yo did you hear about Narnia? It's hidden in the woods behind Brian's house.

Yeah I heard they take forever to get back from there.
by itsfuntosmoke May 26, 2015
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Drunk; Welcome to the land of Narnia. Going way beyond the wardrobe.
In the land of Narnia everything goes.
Being completely smashed.
I have no idea what happened last night I was in Narnia.
I drank so much I went to Narnia last night.
I became a citizen of Narnia last night.
I was way beyond the wardrobe when that happened.
You know your in Narnia when you look around the room and you think everyone looks like Dinnah
by Pepper620 January 31, 2009
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Noun1- A magical place found by a group of adventuring stoner friends. A really cool place to go and smoke weed and relax.
Noun2- The reefer itself.

"Shitttt guyssssssss, I just got some flo, whaddaya say we get some Narnia(2) and go to Narnia(1)..."
"..Chyeaaaaaaaaaaah"
"Monkey ravaging fecal matter mackin on my phatty bitches"
"Shit I dropped the NUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug"
by Mr. Narnia Man June 01, 2006
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A place of utter chaos where the mental state of mind is on a fantasy planet. Usually occurring when unheard of amounts of alcohol are consumed and all judgement is lost. The train to narnia departs at 12:31 am nightly on the dot. People in narnia usually act as mongoloids.

Only unicorns are ridden in narnia...STI's are too fast to get to narnia.
Obviously, when you came back from Narnia you realized you missed your flight to China!
by Drew P Sack August 19, 2010
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Followed by the word 'business', meant to be a quick pronounciation of 'none of your'. Useful for when stickynose people ask questions such as 'where are you going?', 'who was that on the telephone?' that are none of their concern.
A : 'Hey who was that girl I saw you with last night?'

B : 'Narnia'

A : 'Narnia?'

B : 'Yeah, Narnia Business'
by btm November 20, 2006
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