One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.