Something that induces female genital lubrication (to cream herself). In such a manner that she needs a napkin, to clean herself off.
"You need to learn this song. It's fucking napkiny."

"Damn that was a napkiny song. I need a towel."

"Robert and Kush are two Napkiny mothafuckas."
by Robert and Ankush November 03, 2006
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When something tastes like a napkin.
"Out of coffee filters this morning, so I had to use a napkin. Now my coffee tastes all napkiny"

When you bite into your burger AND the napkin surrounding it. That will taste "napkiny"
by Miss Adventures October 11, 2010
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something that induces female genital lubrication (to cream herself). In such a manner that she needs a napkin, to clean herself off.

"You need to learn this song. It's fucking napkiny."

"Damn that was a napkiny song. I need a towel."

"Robert and Kush are two Napkiny mothafuckas."
by Robert and Ankush October 26, 2006
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