A napalm is when you drink ducking loads, have beer shits then eat a vinadloo. Spicy diarrhoea
Phworr mate, just dropped a napalm on your mums face
by hdjdjd September 15, 2020
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An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers
by TransFerret January 19, 2019
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Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.
Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!
by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013
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To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.
I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.
by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021
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A British band who, in the 80s and then the 90s, helped to start and then define grindcore music. They are still generally regarded as the genres primogenitors. Grind is basically short and fast, with very sludgy guitars and bass and shouty/growly vocals. Short in the extreme sense - Napalm Death's best known record, 1987's Scum, contained 28 tracks in 33 minutes, the longest being just over 2 minutes, and the shortest being 4 seconds. Because of these aspects, grind has obviously never really gotten through to the mainstream. Napalm Death are still going today (Feb 2004).
Napalm Death? Yeah, I've heard them...they're fucking strange. Bloody heavy though!
by sabdo February 8, 2004
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a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger
-Have you read napalm kristi's latest?
-No but I did see her last sketch.
by kfurt April 3, 2009
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When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out
There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times
by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018
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