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The hottest and most talented woman EVER to walk this earth, and I`m heterosexual, I swear.
Anyone in their right mind should be madly in love with Miss Watts.
by Tammy January 22, 2005
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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played as a MILF.....in the horror movie..."the ring"
mmmmmm....that Naomi is such a MILF.....
by n0el September 22, 2003
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Hottie with extraordinarily long nipples.
Did you see 21 Grams? Her nipples stuck out like an inch or more!
by Godd July 17, 2005
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The sexiest minx to ever walk the face of this planet.

She wants to jump up and down on my todger
"mummy my dick goes hard when i think of Naomi!"
by men September 08, 2003
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"Oh my god, Naomi Watts is morphing into Nicole Kidman!"
"Yeah, she's totally diet Nicole Kidman."
"You're going to die in 7 days!"
by Miss Sleepy March 09, 2006
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