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A naan bread that contains a pubic hair hidden inside of it. Often found in the worst takeaways and mostly noticed just after consumption.
Man 1: Hey, what did you buy from the kebab shop?

Man 2: A naan bread...

Man 1: Urgh! It's a fucking Nanj!
by Kebaby Spice July 01, 2011
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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