Nanita is someone who’s just fucking amazing in every way. She has her flaws, she makes mistakes, she’s human, but she makes you feel like you’re fucking floating and she puts the biggest smile on your face just by existing. She’s more forgiving than she should be and people don’t know how to treat her but she handles it with grace in forgiveness that frustrates me but I admire so much. I don’t know if she’ll ever see it but she’s beautiful and I mean jaw droppingly beautiful and cute and sexy at the same time. You don’t always agree with her and she has no idea what good rap music is but at the end of the day you love each other. She’s precious, she’s beautiful, she’s amazing, she’s worth more than the world, she’s human but she has the heart and face of an angel and she’s a blessing in every way.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."