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A South African (not fucking British) fast food chain that makes the best Portuguese style chicken your anus has ever experienced (WARNING: can be "a little" spicy)
by Tyzza May 26, 2015
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Best fast food chicken in the world. Beware peri-peri addiction
Man I need nandos bad, I got the shakes man...cmon just a bit GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING MONEY I NEED SPICY CHICKEN
by Neurotoxin May 22, 2006
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A guy who can charm any girl without trying.
- I started talking to this guy he's hella cute and sweet.
- he's a "nando" what do you expect?
by sugarmame8 December 23, 2016
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A portuguese resturant which cooks its chicken using the peri-peri spice. the best plave to eat in the world.
Jesse and Chris mcd love nandos!!
by Jesse cannon April 24, 2006
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A derogatory slang term used to describe a person of Portuguese decadence, as everybody assumes the only two things to come out of Portugal are Cristiano Ronaldo and the amazing fast food store 'Nandos'.
Guy 1: Man, school was such a drainer.
Guy 2: Shut up Nandos!
by Pr3tzals July 26, 2011
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THE most best ever chicken place in THE world. Way better than that popeyes bullshit America has..

Mmm... Nando's chicken...
English Guy: Damn, im hungry, i wanna Nandos
American Guy: Nando's? Whats that?
English Guy: WDF??? You dont know what a Nando's is?
American Guy: Well I've had Popeyes, thats the same right?
English Guy: UUurrgh, hell no, u cant even compare the 2, move from me before I start buss'in up ur yankee self. Chaaaa!
by Jaydeen August 10, 2006
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