A nameist, name-calling son-of-a-gun who makes fun of you, or discriminates you based on your name. You may also call them Nymn(s), which is basically the same thing, but it's an alteration for people who like making English words complicated.
"Alright, I'll now be distributing front-row seats, starting in alphabetical order."
"So, what you're saying is that since my last name starts with a "t", you're gonna put me dead last?"
"Precisely."
"You namechivist >:("
"So, what you're saying is that since my last name starts with a "t", you're gonna put me dead last?"
"Precisely."
"You namechivist >:("
by RDTurcios July 30, 2021