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An area of definitions on Urban Dictionary with absolutely no purpose except to get on people's nerves by unjustifiably talking about how awesome someone with a certain name is. The existence of names as definitions on this website is nothing but an obnoxious joke.
Person 1: "Look, it says guys with my name are super attractive and get all the ladies. Pretty accurate, huh?"
Person 2: "You're an absolute idiot. Please find a position in society where intelligence is not required."
by absco11 September 19, 2014
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A thing people use

Mainly to hype themself up by making a new definition of thier name and usually saying "basically god"
*Looks up any name on this site*

*insert name here*
A LITERAL FUCKING GOD WITH THE BEST FEATURES OF ANY FUCKING HUMAN POSSIBLE YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS FUCKING NAME YOU WEAK LITTLE SHIT
by Xx_M3M3_P0L1C3_xX October 06, 2017
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What seems to be very common on this site. People will put things such as, "Jake: a cute, funny guy who gets all the girls..." and other stuff, despite this being a site to learn about slang.
Why are there so many names on this site?
by NetherBolt2020 March 26, 2017
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1. A word used to refer to a specific person, creature or sometimes an object. Referring to someone/thing with a name often implies having some sort of personal connection to said person/thing, though this is not always the case.

2. A god-awful trend on UrbanDictionary where a person takes their own name, or the name of a friend or significant other, and submit a definition of said name having a large amount of positive attributes associated with it. This is done to imply that anyone with that particular name has said positive attributes (such as being athletic, charismatic, etc.), and is usually done for the purposes of ego-stroking.
1. "My name is Alex."

"Do you like my new dog? His name's Rover."

2. Tim - "I'm gonna post my name on UrbanDictionary and say that I'm intelligent, athletic and get hella bitches."

Joe - "Dude, you live in a fucking basement and play anime games all day. Stop stroking your own ego and go do something with your life."
by Head Cultist October 27, 2019
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What your parents gave you when you were born, NOT TO BE USED ON URBAN DICTIONARY TO FLATTER YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY HOW LOW CAN YOU GO???? GOOD LORD, GET OVER YOURSELVES.
YOUR NAME IS NOT A DEFINITION. WTF, WERE YOU THINKING, LIKE YOU'RE 'All THAT" STFU! NAMES ARE NAMES NOT SOME FUCKING DEFINITION ON THE FUCKING INTERNET TO FLATTER YOURSELF.
by WeridGirl101 July 18, 2016
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