The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Art form practiced by emo eunuchs who fetishize a particular female and advertise their fetish by creating a definition for her on Urban Dictionary. The object of the emo's sexual desire may be a girl from his school, his mom, grandma or other whore. The usual formula is to define the whore by listing idealized qualities related to her intelligence, beauty and kindness. The color of the whore's hair and the firmness of her ass may also be mentioned in his definition. Later the emo eunuch steals the bitch's under panties and sniffs them while masturbating, crying and reading the definition he wrote. When the emo boy matures he typically experiences self-loathing for his past infatuation and seeks to reclaim his manhood by strangling prostitutes.

Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.

Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...

1. A personal attack against someone with that name.

2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.

A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.