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A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.
The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.
by ToastedSquid April 07, 2008
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A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.
The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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one of the worst things to happen to music. a bunch of 11 year old fags that think they can sing, but nails on a chalkboard souns better. the only reason they got a record deal is because their parents have a big wallet.
and to make things worse, they have their own show on nickalodean
by SexyLexie May 09, 2007
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1. A bunch of butt fucking faggots who think they can sing but they sound like a bunch of 5 year old with their voices cracking because their balls haven't dropped.

This is the worst thing that happened to a TV show directed to children since Hanna Montana's slutty ass.

Their songs are so horrible, you would rather cut off your balls and eat them.


2. A group of 12 year olds that got caught "Naked" in bed together.

3. A little kid version of the JOnas Brothers.

4. A bunch of Faggots
i was flipping through the channels and i saw the Fucking homo brothers( a.k.a. Naked Brothers band), i immediately dropped on the floor, mouth foaming up and having a massive seizure.

by Sixtwelve March 16, 2009
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the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.
by jorjor218 June 21, 2011
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Fucking gay fuckers who fuck each other every nght, and that skanky whore ros-fucking-lina is left out cuz their all homo fucking fruity douchecakeeating queefburger sucking peices of shit whose testicles havent dropped yet. Rosalina once got gang fucked by a gang of 40 bikers and three chewbakas. naked fuckers band
dumass naked brothers band are all trannies, except rosalina who got but fucked so many times that he grew a vagina
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