NAFIN
Nafin is the most amazing girl you will ever meet in your life. She is super sweet, smart, and absolutely so beautiful, yet only a few people seem to realize how amazing she really is. She is always happy and hyper, or calm and thoughtful, but no matter what mood she’s in, or what she’s going through, she’ll always be ready to put her problems aside to help you with yours. She is the greatest person you’ll ever find, and it would be a mistake to pass up on getting closer to her. Her personality is so great it’s shocking, and whenever she’s around, you will have the best time of your life. She is so beautiful, she’s angelic, and all you would want to do is stare at her all day. She is the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen in your life and literally every thing she does is cute, yet somehow, she is still kindhearted, humble for her beauty, and innocent. Don’t take Nafin for granted.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The greatest person alive. She is so kind and will be there for you when you need it. She'll listen. She can make you laugh when you're feeling down and make the dumbest jokes that it's just hilarious. She can act like a little kid sometimes but that's just what adds to her personality. She says the weirdest things and can be so goofy. But she can be very serious when she needs to be. She is very relatable and you can talk to her about anything for hours. It'll be 2 A.M. and she can be laughing her ass off for 5 minutes straight.

When one is not completely high but has minimum IQ points.