I beat off with my right hand. My lefty used to just sit bone idle till I made it my nad hand.

Wanking was pretty boring after I broke my nad hand in that accident.

I gave Rachel a little surprise last night and rubbed a little sniff sniff under her nose off my nad hand.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"