On a forum: Yeah, it's great being a NYer.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Me: DAHHH, No thanks mate.
Festy: Ur such a cunt, go fuck urself.
Me: Nyer sorry mate, im a bit fucked up in the head. hehehe
Festy: Nyer wtf does that mean ya festy?
Me: looks like were both a bit festy mate =
Festy: Nyer guess ur right.

I am so nyer, so entertain me.