Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Short for "Now What The F*ck?"

From an Ohio news story where a woman's license plate was determined to be obscene.

This may be the first case where the DMV has coined a hip phrase.
Your name is Niple? NWTF?
by Mr.Toast August 04, 2006
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Internet abbreviation for "Now what the f*ck?"

Recently became newsworthy when a 74 year old woman received a complaint from the BMV in Columbus, Ohio that her vanity plate with the letters "NWTF" "violates the agency's standards against profanity." (AP) The letters actually stand for a business, "Northwood Tree Farm," she ran with her husband.
Jimmy: "OMG! I can't believe what I just saw on CNN."
Jane: "NWTF happened?
by Melissa Renee Saint Hilaire August 04, 2006
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now what the fuck / not worth the fuck
74-year-old Ohio resident Pat Niple has been forced to rescind her vanity license plates after she received a letter from the Bureau of Motor Vehicles stating that the online acronym "NWTF" now violates their profanity standards.
Niple said the plates were acquired by her late husband, an abbreviation for their christmas tree business, Northwood Tree Farm. She has said that she plans on appealing the decision.
During a visit to the BMV, she asked them what the offending phrase is. A whispering clerk responded that it started with "now what the."--ShortNews
by John Padavic August 04, 2006
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supposedly it means now what the fuck, according to the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles
My "NWTF" license plate got banninated by the nazis at the Ohio BMV.
by Chuck Chuck bo Buck August 04, 2006
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NWTF is an extension of WTF meaning "Nipply What The Fuck". It is the proper exclamation upon seeing a mother breastfeeding in public.
by Frank Questiojones August 04, 2006
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