by gisxprt November 06, 2003
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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by MfNeverLovedUs May 31, 2018
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stands for "not worth texting". can be used when someone sends you a text along the lines of "haha yea" or some other bull pucky that is really just spam in your inbox.
girl - "oh that's cool. i didn't think about that before. why do you think that happened?"
boy - "haha idk."
girl - "wow, NWT BITCH"
boy - "haha idk."
girl - "wow, NWT BITCH"
by texting_while_driving April 19, 2009
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A girl who is Nice, White and Tight. Typically the preferred type of many frat bros and desperate STEM-guys. Have names like Emily, Natalie, Maddi, Kristen, Jessica, Stacy.
Alex Desperate STEM guy: Yo, did you check out those APhis? they're N.W.T!
Chad KA Frat Bro: Yeah, I'll go grind on them at the frat party tonight!
Alex: Sure. I'll just do my homework and help one of them with her programming exercise. Hopefully, she'll date me!
Chad KA Frat Bro: Yeah, I'll go grind on them at the frat party tonight!
Alex: Sure. I'll just do my homework and help one of them with her programming exercise. Hopefully, she'll date me!
by adistar1 October 06, 2018
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by He Whore May 27, 2003
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