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Chief cause of suicide by unleashing rabid squirrels onto your own body
NVD is a threat to suicide clinics everywhere, and it smells really bad
by tetraelemental March 01, 2005
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Derogatory term for a rapist out loose in a radioactively active area
How dare you call him an NVD, you sick ugly freak!
by tetraelemental March 01, 2005
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The natural predator of the dodo was NVD which crushed them all to death using a flag pole and a pair of pink fluffy earmuffs
by tetraelemental March 01, 2005
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abbreviation for No Vale Dick. A tex-mex slang term meaning Not worth Dick.
1girl: Have you seen spencer?
2girl: Nah, last time I saw him, he was doing the beer bong.
1girl: What?? Why didnt u stop him? You know once he hits the beer he can't hang for shit. NVD when it comes to that.
by msbairds May 04, 2010
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No Vaginal Down-time
-Bro, it was an awesome weekend i had NVD!

-I thought you spent the weekend helping my mom paint her guestroom?...

-Yeah man! No worries.
by NDoggz July 19, 2009
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Chief causes of global warming, acid rain, infanticides, death of balloon animals, and SBDs
by tetraelemental March 01, 2005
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