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"Not surprised mother fuckers!"

Stating the obvious outcome much to the surprise of those who blindly believed the opposite.

-Coined by Nate Diaz after choking out Conor McGregor in the 2nd round of UFC 196.
"He lied to me again after saying he wouln't do it again but I'm certainly NSMF"
by Cereno Mirado May 05, 2016
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Nasty Snatch Mother Fucker. A girl whose pussy is fucking nasty. Mother Fucker can be replaced with Bitch ( NSB ).
Billy: Hey Todd what do you think about Tina?

Todd: That NSMF...?Fuck no she smells so bad down there. FUCK THAT NASTY SNATCH MOTHER FUCKER.
by D7M7M7 April 17, 2021
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