Urban Dictionary: NSA

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Single successful individual with no time to spend in the bars looks for NSA relationship. - craigslist

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

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NSA

U.S. shadow government agency that touts the mission to save our freedoms and way of life by destroying our freedoms and way of life.

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by BrainCell August 19, 2013

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No Strings Attached, but it doesn't refer to a type of relationship, but to the willingness/desire to have sex without the necessity of a relationship. NSA means lets have some fun without creating any obligations beyond the moment. We do what we do tonight and dont ever have to see each other again. But without the negative connotation of one-night stand, even if that is what it is.

ISO of partner for mutual good time NSA.

by Roger M. December 20, 2005

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National Security Agency; the United States cryptologic organization that coordinates and directs highly specialized activities to protect United States information systems and to produce foreign intelligence information.

The NSA headquarters is in Maryland outside Washington, D.C.; the "crystal palace."

by Dancing with Fire September 03, 2012

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Stands for "National Stalker's Association" A group of people who is very good at finding personal information.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw this chick taking pictures of me outside my window
Guy 2: She must've been part of the NSA

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Abbreviation for "Not Secret Anymore" which can be used in general not to be confused with the abbreviation for the National Security Agency.

Everything I say and do on my laptop, on the internet and worse, in what used to be the comfort, safety and privacy of my own home, is NSA.

Now my whole life and everything I once considered personal and private including: what I look like when I wake up; when I sleep; how I look naked; how often I fart; my whole life story; what I say to a confidant like my mother is all NSA since those guys loaded spyware on my laptop, ironically one of whom repeatedly told me I couldn't keep a secret.

Antonyms: be faithful, be loyal, defend, protect, support

by Goddess12* December 21, 2013