Non Pornographic Wankables.

Pictures that are not quite nudes but are still saucy enough to urge a wank

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

1.no- problem- whatsoever
2.non- profit whore

"Non-Profit Whore" or "Not for Profit Whore" An acronym for individuals whose sexuality is/seems uninhibited. Safe for use in public areas due to its relative obscurity, it is often used as a judgemental statement for women who dress/act in a degraded way for sexual attention/favours.

This is in high contrast to a VFL

antonym for National Period Week. When every woman you communicate with acts like that they have their period. i.e. acting bitchy, on your case for everything, and so on. Beware the NPW...

"No pues wow" translates to "damn" "wow"

No Pants Wednesday!